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Asshole Cat

Be an angel when they're looking. Be a menace when they're not.
A DProwl left / right W SpaceJump up to shelves (walk off edges to drop) J / clickPaw paw paw. Each tap nudges a thing toward the edge S holdAngel mode. Sit, purr, look innocent. If they come pet you: Be cute! Hit the arrows to wipe 🔥 heat (perfect = a strike forgiven). QHack up a hairball. In a 👟 shoe or on a pillow = big bonus. Bonus if someone steps in it. KBig swat: yeets a thing in one hit. Loud. 🔥Noise fills the heat meter. Full heat and they come running. 👀Paw while the owner is watching = strike. 3 strikes = kennel. 🎯Drop stuff on heads (dog, guests, even the owner) for big points & combos.